New

Bobby Roberts sent me an email earlier today, telling me to tell you that there's a dirtjumping event next to the skatepark in Folsom this Friday: Cyclebration. Also, he sent out a few pictures of himself jumping out of the Citrus Heights park that Damian Black shot:

thumb Truckdriver.
thumb Double whip.
thumb 360 whip.

Some photos that Elliott shot with his new camera:

thumb Steven Landrum, invert at Scar's.
thumb Joey Garcia, toothpick stall.
thumb Cory McKerrow, 50-50 grind.
thumb Cody Brown, getting inverted.

Chris Riesner shot this out at Woodward West recently with his new DVX:

Comments

Do you love your bike so much, that you want to fuck it? Does the idea of grabbing your handlebars like a pair of pigtails and slamming the back of your seat with a nice hard one, give you an erection? Introducing the new pivotal seat with removable pocket pussy attachment. That's right kids, attach the pocket pussy attachment onto the back of your seat as shown in the included instruction and love your bike like a real man! No longer do you have to chase the girls around schools or malls, no longer do you have to watch lesbian pornography online, your dream can come true. You can fuck your bike.

Pussy Seatz® is a Registered Trademark. Pussy Seatz® is not responsible for any STDs or HIV infection associated with sharing your Pussy Seatz®. Wash Pussy Seatz® after each use. Do Not ride bike with Pussy Seatz® Products attached to bike UNLESS CLEAN AND DRY. Severe load splatter across back may result. If Pussy Seatz® gets stuck on your erection call a physician immediately. Pussy Seatz® is a fun and safe product when used correctly.

Gawd Yes, I am bored.


Just wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to one of Nor Cal's finest, CECIL JOHNS. Take some time to remember and reflect on what this man has done for our sport, and what he did for his friends. Treated me like a son, treated everyone with so much love. He did not believe the hype, and did not stand for the fake shit, or fake ass mutherfuckers. Kept it raw and always came out you straight pipe. Wish he was still here in the physical, he always had a way of keeping me from falling off the deep end. His abilities on and off the bike are astounding. His influence stretched world wide. For those of us who knew him, he is still here. A constant flame in our hearts. Guy always kept a clear head, never needed to be crunk or stoned out of his mind. He found the real essence in life was being clear headed and attacking shit head on, never backing down.

"If there is no struggle, than there can be no progress." C.J. 12/21/91

Keep your heads up, never back down in the face of fear. Failure is not an option.

Peace,
Squirrel