This is the famous video that Gary made for his girlfriend that is played over the air everyonce in a while when you really just have no balls left.

You are definitely not if you ride rails in which there are quite a few going. From here to there, there being south, but there are new revamped ones that are by a certain ghetto Taco Bell which so happens to be by where I bought my first 12 pack and so forth. Point is if you want to ride some, you can get to them but you have to ride where “those people” ride and then befriend them and understand that if you are welcomed there, make sure touching your bike is the last thing you do. If you got huge fucking Cecil-knobbies on, I can think of a group of riders that would rather just you run a different tire that doesn’t create moto ruts when you even tap the breaks let alone really grabbing them because your about to die. Fix your divets, respect trail authorita. Saw Tony Campos and Sheaquist out at Cunny recently. Those guys rode everything and mostly the Tweeker bowl in the back which NO BIKES CAN RIDE AGAIN now for some reason, and if you want a little more all over your fizzzace, NO PEGS. Not sure why, employees are trying to enforce it. No matter how they cum across, remember they are just doing what they are told I guess. The length of their hair indicates the amount of coolness that resides in them, length remember that. So Tony and Shea were ripping and Shea was riding on the pool coping up and over the clamshell, it can and has been done. Ryan has done it and Gomar and possibly Nawg. Super hairy and sketchy looking. Speaking of Gomar, he rode over it and on the way down dropped to feeble by choice, chance it was sick all the way back into the bowl. Gomar is currently in contest form and has more lines in that place than anyone. Thursday Shea and Gomar were doing wallrides on the pipe out of the square bowl. No one has pulled back in yet, but Shea’s tire marks are the highest on there not to mention the line he takes to get there. Beauty in Shea’s riding is the lines he takes, and you don’t know what he will do next. Gomar knocked himself out cold on Thursday in the Square bowl via footjam, front tire hang. Flipped over hard and actually hit the back of his shoulder on the crete first, now picture that if you can. Walked away, but sexual confused now possibly. Cam broke and set many height records on numerous hits at Cunningham pretty much in one session. Including a bar spin over the littleshit spine at close to 6 feet above coping, biggest transfers yet from the “back bowl into the tweeker bowl”, big 270’s over the hip/rollin, and huge spine blasts from the pool coping side into the back bowl steel coping side at 6+. I guarantee everyone has looked, no one has even tried I bet, and Cam makes it look like hoping up a curb. Rode Scars the other day with a few and the ramp is still really good. Cam did a bunch of shit, Matasich busted a super clean stalled out 540 on Dennis Anderson’s tires, SW1, not Marlon Wayans was training for Triathalons, Scar is looking like he is used to his new bike, yes another one, I suck, good session. Olympics is the shit right now and have a feeling that next games will not be as brutal as these. Watch any of the men/women downhill,super G, combined, slalom, skier cross, boarder cross, snowboarding, this games athletes are fucking killing it, and getting broke off too. Shawn White won with his shitty run and is truly skilled for still throwing that Whitespin on that last hit. Anything on ice, oh but I guess I’m gay for actually liking ice skating.

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With the whole Cunningham thing, if you really want to do something about the bullshit, you have to get names and numbers of high ups there and protest, email or call and don’t sound like an asshole either. But citizens that are paying their good money to use the park and should be granted the same rights as skate boards like many other city parks in the bay area. If enough people did it, or voiced their frustration, something would have to happen if we did not go away. Night sessions are still going off and has been pretty good in terms of the lighting. Hardly any blindspots. Solid is in a new shop now, and are still selling bikes that are better than yours. They could also use help in marketing their shit because Solid is still run in a roots way, but that shit works, look at 2-Hip, but Ron is on his own level with that deal. Wilkerson is also killing the meanest bowl at that park because he still can. You can expect big things from the Birdwell camp such as actually riding a light bike for once, punching people, and getting kicked in the head a lot. Go out to Redwood city and Menlo and tell the cops that you support them, but not the city. Race gas is $6.06 a gallon in Campbell right now. If you are looking to buy a place, talk to Marlo. If you want a new bike talk to V-dogg and tell him you want the smashnuts treatment. Have another beer, coke, clap of the hands, slap on the ass, if you are tired of hearing Lil’ Elliot complain about his knee, sorry Elliot. If you need weed see Cody B on tha street if you can catch him. I tried to catch him once after he egged my truck and I wanted to physically really hurt him. I peddled as fast as I could up San Carlos trying to get him, but he pulled away on me because he was on some homo bike with gears and skinny tires, I forgot what they are called, strange because I ended up apologizing some time later, funny. Butthead’s guitar school is alive and literally rocking so if you are serious, or know a family member that wants a good teacher, hit up the “Chris Bryant Guitar School” in Las Gatos on Santa Cruz avenue.