I have to agree with the opinions stated in this article, which I just spotted on BMXBoard, not that my opinion matters all that much, considering how I can’t do tuck no-handers. Regardless, it’s pretty fucking funny that they used the following old photo of Elliott as the definitive image of a “gross” tuck no-hander.
Update: I just noticed that this was cross-posted over at The Come Up, also with the above photo. Too good.
I’m fucking laughing so hard, hahahahahaa
Comment by cody — September 29, 2009 @ 12:41 pm
Hahaha what the he’ll was I doing then all bad
Comment by Elliott negron — September 29, 2009 @ 6:32 pm
Beerman, nominated for hater of the year 2010
Comment by andy maguire — September 29, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
hate hate hate!
Comment by mike — September 30, 2009 @ 9:14 am
Haha that tricks for faggots anyways there’s no way to do it with out lookin gay
Comment by 408dave — September 30, 2009 @ 10:15 am
Fuck you David Haha
that picture is so old and we know I don’t do them that way anymrre it was a phase. Hah
Comment by Elliott negron — September 30, 2009 @ 10:28 am
I’m preparing my Nora Cup speech already, Andy.
Comment by Chris McMahon — September 30, 2009 @ 11:55 am
Learn other tricks tho that shits gay
Comment by 408dave — September 30, 2009 @ 12:05 pm
hmm, do a tuck no hander, stick your finger in your butt, jack off, then light a joint with your poopie finger… that would be worth blogging about…
Comment by Dan — September 30, 2009 @ 1:30 pm
there should be a rule that you cant talk shit about a trick until you can do it(david)
Comment by Randy — September 30, 2009 @ 4:55 pm
I have no idea what that article was really about.
Comment by Cole Nielsen-Cole — September 30, 2009 @ 4:56 pm
there should be a rule on trying tricks for way too long and never landing them…(randy)(tailwhips)
lmao
Comment by 408dave — September 30, 2009 @ 8:05 pm
There should be a rule about loitering skateparks(…)
Comment by Cody — September 30, 2009 @ 8:29 pm
there should be rules about being a faggot (CODY)
Comment by 408dave — September 30, 2009 @ 9:14 pm
there should be a rule about people giving me free beer for not pulling shit (mark)
Comment by Chris McMahon — September 30, 2009 @ 9:17 pm
We should all do whips to framestand(David)
Comment by Elliott negron — October 1, 2009 @ 7:04 am
who the fuck made 408 dave,cody,and beerman the cool police?
elliot ur a fag for agreeing with this foo’s
do the tricks u like doing fuck what other people think
Comment by endo — October 1, 2009 @ 11:06 am
endo shut up no one cares what you say.. and eliot your legs done give up.
Comment by 408dave — October 1, 2009 @ 12:39 pm
suck a dick
you get one clip on sj and you feel like someone give a fuck about you
btw 4 pc bars are for fags
Comment by endo — October 1, 2009 @ 1:00 pm
hahahahahaha stupid motherfucker
Comment by 408dave — October 1, 2009 @ 1:08 pm
this is getting better than the come up HA!
Comment by mike — October 1, 2009 @ 2:15 pm
im going to settle this rite now
FUCK ALL OF YOU
FUCK TUCK NO HANDERS
i love whors
and barspins are the greatest trick to ever happen to bmx
Comment by Steven Landrum — October 1, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
BARSPINS
Comment by Steven Landrum — October 1, 2009 @ 3:19 pm
burn central lmao… gotta fight the fire with more fire tho, and yea elliot, tucks? rubbish… you should be doing big boy stuff by now. give up teck and go big, your still young.
david.. aka holding it down for plata all day(literally)
like really… go ride some street)
endo… High Five
Cody… a Tat like that shows that there cant be that much more room left for people to be riding beermans nuts
mike… getting Awesome daily
and a Q for chris… arn’t 4 peice bars kinda gay?
Comment by Pretendo — October 1, 2009 @ 9:52 pm
Dave, you really can’t talk shit on Endo until you’ve driven 17 hours to Utah to do a backflip in front of a couple hundred people with a colostomy bag plugged into your gut.
Comment by Chris McMahon — October 2, 2009 @ 5:56 am
How about fuck all of you and don’t worry about how when what people do.
Comment by Elliott negron — October 2, 2009 @ 7:38 am
little late to stand up for your self now elliot
Comment by endo — October 2, 2009 @ 10:55 am
HAH THAT SUCKS THEY USED YOUR PICTURE AS AN EXAMPLE OF SHIT. YOUR FOREVER THE KID WHO DOES GAY NO HANDERS. CLAIM TO FAME!!!!!
Comment by PLISKIN — October 2, 2009 @ 11:38 am
I don’t give a shit what anybody says Endo and for the record that picture is years old and pliskin fuck you.
Comment by Elliott negron — October 2, 2009 @ 3:32 pm
hahahah wipe that shit off your face your kissin too much ass
Comment by 408dave — October 2, 2009 @ 7:02 pm
limp wristed no handers
Comment by pliskin — October 4, 2009 @ 9:29 am
I dub thee, Elliott “Knuckles” Negron.
Comment by Cole Nielsen-Cole — October 5, 2009 @ 9:10 am
Is it trendy for hipsters to do ironic unkneegrabs now? Is the economy on the up? Is Jamarcus Russell complete garbage? All this and more at 11 on ABC7.
Comment by Chris McMahon — October 5, 2009 @ 11:14 am
hey chris… quick question, when does “High Five” ever mean disrespect?
Comment by Pretendo — October 5, 2009 @ 11:55 pm
oh yea, and dont trip when you see some action with the san jose state clip im sitting on… aka (rail)+(Tooth hangover crank grind)+(22 stair or something) doin it big, just wish I had a real videographer.
Comment by Pretendo — October 5, 2009 @ 11:58 pm
Seaborne:
24: S&M Gay Bars were gay. 4-piece bars, not so much.
34: I don’t know what you’re talking about, but I’m assuming that it has to with fisting a girl in an airplane.
35: You can’t really sit on a clip you haven’t filmed, but I’m glad to hear that someone’s finally going to attempt to one-up Chad Kagy.
Comment by Chris McMahon — October 6, 2009 @ 8:56 am
beerman
36. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Comment by 408dave — October 6, 2009 @ 10:18 am
sssjbmx
notbroke408
Comment by mistah fabb — October 6, 2009 @ 12:34 pm
you dont ride twat
Comment by 408dave — October 6, 2009 @ 9:22 pm
i ride all day dave
Comment by mistah fabb — October 7, 2009 @ 3:49 pm
sure u do
Comment by 408dave — October 7, 2009 @ 10:47 pm